FWLM


the acronym form of “f-ck windows live messenger”. if you’d used windows live messenger for many many years, so when you gave it up because of its’ errors, ads etc. this is the best expression to explain your current feelings.
-hey dude where are you? hurry, come to messenger, your girl’s online!
-fwlm! i’m on skype.

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