FZ
friendzone the most sh-ttiest spot to be in when you like a girl but get to close to her that she considers you just a friend.
a: hey man how’s that girl you been hollerin’ at doing?
me: f-ck man i just got fz’ed. man did i take my time -_-
a: hahahah sux 4 u!!!
frank zappa (1940-1993), american experimental rock composer and guitarist, known for one hit, “valley girl”, his original band mothers of invention, and his anti-censorship activism in the 1980s (even testifying at a senate hearing during the height of the pmrc).
i’ve been wondering what the lead guitarist has been playing lately, it’s been weird. must be one of his fz stints.
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