G3sus
pr-nounced “gee-sus”, g3sus is the creme de la creme of computer programmers, especially i-phone apps. you want an app to wipe for you – g3sus will have it done by noon. you want an app to land infinite women – it can and will happen when g3sus is on the job. cure world hunger, make world peace, make you rich – and yes – even turn water into wine – g3sus can make a program or app to do it.
john – “hey g3sus i’m going on a date tonight and i want to impress the lady.” g3sus – “give me five…… (5 minutes later)….. ok, just load this app on your phone.”
next morning john calls g3sus – “g3sus you really did it …. the lady last night came home with me and we hooked up”
g3sus – “awesome. i am awesome”
john – “but she told me she has the clap”
g3sus – “i’ll get to work on an app”
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