gaaru maaru


a very rare and s-xy naruto character. he is actually a vampire easter bunny, and will eat your intestines if you insult his s-xy easter eggs. his special jutsu is the p-n-s s-xually addictive whale sperm egg rhino v-g-n- farter queef elephant man attack blast kick. this attack can extremely damage your health
oh my god that guy just got pwned by the legendary gaaru maaru

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