Gabriels cock


gabriel’s 6′-2″ c-ck is known by “al pa chino” and “cracken”. girls are always caught riding the cracken and never get to escape the deadly p-n-s.
stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the cracken. usaully results in lost of sensation in the v-g-n-l area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. so take in considertaion before challenging gabriels c-ck.

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