gack in the crack


the substance in between a man’s -ss cheeks that creates skid marks. also known as b-tt b-tter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. these are:
1) a hairy -ss
2) a moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap tp
3) physical exertion that causes the hairy -ss to perspire
mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. it was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. by the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

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