Gaddafi Umbrella


noun: an indication that someone is on the verge of a breakdown due to stress or mental instability. this stems from libyan dictator muammar gaddafi’s infamous video from february 21, 2011 where he delivers an anti-insurrection speech while holding an uncharacteristic white umbrella.
“man! if i don’t get a vacation soon, i’m gonna break out the “gaddafi umbrella.”

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