everything the owner of a shiny gadget needs to keep his precious spot- and scratchless. from grainy screen protectors to huge rubber cases, if it’s on your device and not decoration, it’s gadget wrap. applicable to smartphones, tablets, smartw-tches and any other piece of surprisingly fragile modern technology.
i wanted to skip the gadget wrap on my new phone, but the back is already scuffed after a week in my pocket.
when a racy picture or situation becomes just a bit racier than was actually intended, esp. when social media is involved or when the photographer/poster is unaware of the error. e.g., a wardrobe malfunction or poor camera placement revealing nudity or risque clothing that was intended to be merely hinted at, making “s-xy” or “softcore” […]
a made up word made from bradlee authoritor- made up slang
- alaskan pulled pork
when you’re doing -n-l and when you pull out, so does her r-ct-m in a sh-tty mess i can’t sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night
polish f-g with uncirc-mcised wiener (onion breath) that kid had onion breath that kids a total sebe
- calm the farm
vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes “why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?” “bro, we just gotta calm the farm.”