Gaffneyed
when an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.
(named after jabar gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the denver broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
i got so f-cking gaffneyed by rory when he picked up david clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 tds.
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