Gage Schaffer
gage schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. he who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. women, money, luck, friends, etc. no matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.
guy 1: dude that’s gage schaffer over there isn’t it?
guy 2: yeah it is.. better let him have s-x with my girlfriend while i make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
guy 1: yep.. dude has got it made..
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