Gagenda
the secret belief that all h-m-s-xuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by “turning” them gay.
“steve is totally trying to use the gagenda to convert mike.”
a list of items to be discussed or accomplished, frequently in a meeting, which cause at least some partic-p-nts to feel nauseated or to gag at the very thought of discussing them.
” i couldn’t figure out why xyz corp wanted to visit us, but now that i’ve seen the gagenda they sent i can’t decide whether to call in sick and get all the action items dumped on me in absentia, or suffer through it and try to p-wn this stuff off on someone else.”
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