when someone chokes on ones p*n*s so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.
yo jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
- sisterhood of traveling cake farts
a group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their *ssholes touching it, due to *sshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their *ssholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the *sshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world my sisterhood of traveling cake farts […]
s*xual attraction to one’s self. adam: wtf dude are you masturbating to your own picture bob: yeah i have narciphilia
an individual with a king complex who tries to hide the fact that he is simply a d*ck. you are a vilius aka d*ck!
giving birth to a baby on valentine’s day, my son patrick is a birthentine.