Gahoy


someone who is experiencing the downsides of p-b-rty. total zits, voice cracks every second, and are usually 14-19. can be seen with hats on backwards.
-in a hotel, where a gahoy is spotted in full swim gear-

gahoy: uhheeuheee where’s the pool?

acronym for:

get
a
hold
of
yourself

should be used in subst-tution of the entire phrase, either in all caps as “gahoy” or simply as an actual word “gahoy”.
you’re friend is going off the deep end on a wild tangent to your conversation and you tell him, “you need to gahoy.”

you’re friend is doing something in extreme, maybe eating an entire pizza, or obsessing about a girl. tell him to “gahoy.”

you’re friend is drunk and ooc, crossing the line with his or her behavior. as a friend you need to step in and -ssert, “gahoy!”

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