Gaithersburg, MD


cr-p-hole filled with lazy pregnant wh-r-s and slim shady wanna-be’s. every girl over the age of 16 either has a kid or is pregnant and every white boy thinks he’s all gangsta.

home of the laziest sh-t f-cks to every grace g-d’s good earth. if you start a business here, you better outsource your labor or hire illegal immigrants, because these people are lazy, pot smoking, sh-t-birds.

you might think since all the women do is get pregnant, that it would be easy to get laid but these gaithersburg women are two-baggers at best…really just some ugly tattooed f-ck-ups. save yourself the frustration and just shoot yourself in the head before moving to gaithersburg.
i love gaithersburg, md…it’s like living in a giant trailer park. – bob goldberg

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