galank
the act of taking a sh-t and not realizing you had to p-ss until you already wiped and stood up to flush. in an act of desperation you use your p-ss stream to chop your tird into pieces!
scott galanked in the sh-tter as his grandmother beat at the door and insist he stop masturbating.
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