Gallade


one of the coolest pokemon ever. gallade is a dual fighting and psychic type that has high attack and special defense stats. it is an evolved form of a male kirlia and is the counter part of its alternate girl-like evolution, gardevoir. gallade has razor sharp forearms that have a slashing potential as great as a scyther or kabutops. gallade is a much much much cooler version of medicham (which is also psychic & fighting). because of its awesome appearence, powerful attack, and wide range of attack moves gallade has gained a fan base as large as flygon, lucario, and charizard fan bases. any psychic type or fighting type trainers would be foolish not to consider including gallade on their team. if you don’t know what gallade looks like then go on google and search this bad -ss motherf-cker!
pokefan 1: “guess what pokemon i just started to train”

pokefan 2: “what?”

pokefan 1: “a medicham”

pokefan 2: “why the f-ck would you train a medicham when you could be training a gallade instead?”

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