Gallianos


gallianos are a widnes, uk based rock n roll movement sp-wned from a hatred of bono. the band originally consisting of calum kelly (singer/songwriter) jordan “scissorhands” kelly and adam ” spaz boffin” barrow have now split up citing ” unresolveable circ-mstances”. it is believed in the uk press that calum kelly instigated the bands separation becoming disillusioned with his brothers alex turner obsession. scissorhands also has recently been in trouble with the law after apparently stealing a black leather jacket from george micheal. a statement his agent released stated, were sick of this rumour jordan did not steal the jacket it was given to him.
man gallianos really rocked the sh-t out of the academy last night. what the f-ck was that leather jacket though???

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