gallogly
someone who has the worlds hottest, nicest, coolest, funnyest girlfriend anyone could ever ask for.
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the universal unit of measure. when measuring time it is equal to two and half minutes. for distance it is equal to 800 meters. for weight it is equivalent to 160 lbs.
guy 1 “what race is next?”
guy 2 “it the gallogly race”
guy 1 “how long until it starts?”
guy 2 “not too long, maybe two or three galloglys”
guy 1 “thanks, hey, have you lost weight”
guy 2 “yeah, i lost about a tenth of a gallogly on this new diet”
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