Galloping Gasmalacker
an urban medical term used to describe ones condition after consuming a very hot curry..common symptoms may start the morning after with a hot flush, intermittant agonising stomach pains, complaints and abuse from loved ones about the smell in the bedroom, inability to wipe ones -rs- after the 4th visit to the bathroom.
i’m running an hour late. i was out for a curry last night with the lads and i’m sat on the bog with the “galloping gasmalacker”. would you beleive …. it looks like rusty water!
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