rediscovering a childhood cl-ssic and going back to play it but finding out it’s a pile of sh-t
metal gear solid: snake eater was such a good game but it gave me game nostalgia syndrome with it’s inferior controls.
- trip tweakin
when a person is paranoid while being angry at the same time bobo was trip-tweakin earlier yelling at everybody bout the undercover laws in the woods
diaper blowout, or when you just can’t hold it and have to make a run for the toilet. the results are often painful, smelly, and non-solid. after that curry dinner i was b-msploding all night.
- puerto rican pedicure
when you are too lazy or don’t have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed. i was running late for work had to give myself a puerto rican pedicure so i could wear my peep toe heels
- f*ck debt
when one is all out of f-cks but must give a few more, he or she enters into f-ck debt. i’m all out of f-cks to give. do you really want to make me go into f-ck debt?
- straight sewer
someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it’s beyond being sh-t. like calling it sh-t would be a compliment at that point. friend one: who books a meeting at 4.30 on a friday? friend two: a straight sewer.