Game of Life
a drinking game in which players must deform their drinks to survive.
if one player says to another “game of life”, the player spoken to must either immediately finish their drink or display the damage on the container that they are drinking from (such as a dented beer can or a solo cup with a broken rim). if the player spoken to can sport a deformed vessel, the player that called them out must finish their drink.
player 1: “game of life, b-tch!”
player 2: “awww man you got me, i forgot to put a dent in my can!”
-player 2 finishes their beer-
its a game with simple rules:
if someone ‘in the game’ asks you a question and you respond with any answer containing the word ‘mine’ you have to do 10 push ups, straight away without delay (in the middle of a football match, lecture ect).
to do the push ups you must be asked by another member of the game. if the person who asks is not a memeber then it does not count.
if you delay for any reason you have to do 100 push ups.
if you deny you are in the game after saying ‘mine’ and get cought out, by another member of the game, you have to do 100 push ups.
once joining the game the only way to quit is to do 1000 push ups.
any disputes are to be settled by a ‘kangaroo court’ of three people who are in the game. (usually the people who witnessed the dispute).
push ups cannot be completed over multiple sittings. breaks can be taken while completing the required number of push ups but the penalised player cannot leave the push up position while taking these breaks.
the exemptions to the game are; if you are refering to ‘mine’ as in a land’mine’ or a ‘mine’ as in a place where sh-t gets dug up.
that crazy fool stupidly got himself into the game of life
the game of life originates in australia. those who respond to a question with the possessive form of the word “mine” must do 10 pushups only people in the game do pushups and joining the game is a life long oath to do the pushups.
– “who’s receipt is this?”
–“mine”…
game over.
“game of life bro”
a 100% true representation of life. as learned, if you go to college your a low life, if you start your career first you will be a rich -ss motha f-cka.
person: i just palyed the game of life and landed on pay day, gimme my money b-tch.
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