gamehead

someone who plays video games way to much
dom: hey matt what you doin?
matt: nothing just playing my new game i got
dom: thats all you ever do is play video games, you nothing but a gamehead
main entry: game head
pr-nunciation: ‘gam’hed
function: noun
etymology: middle english hed, from old english heafod; akin to old high german houbit head, latin caput; modern culture road head, to work the clutch.
1) the act of oral s-x when preformed on one playing video games. rare in occurrence, game head is the misguided dream of gamers everywhere. there are two scientifically proven explanations for game head: a) the b-tch is h-lla rank–ss, and/or, 2) the gamer is ridiculously good looking and his girl is d-ckmatized. while a third theory has been suggested, experimental evidence is at best circ-mstantial.

synonym aerobore
roflfactor lolshire1337 (d-mn straight)

“comm, drop big gun pleez!… commander!? drop me a weapon!… commander, are you there?”

“okay, we attack in five. nubtacular901, make sure you get our point. alright, go go go go.” (death ensues)

gamer “…but baby, i really want it.”
dirty sk-nk “no, i’m not doing that– all you do is sit at your computer, you never shower”
gamer “babe, i love you, come on. just a little game head.”
dirty sk-nk “fine. if it’ll quit your b-tching”
gamehead: to get head from your partener while playing your favorite video game.
dude i beat guitar hero 3 on expert while geting game head from my girl.