Gamer’s Advocate


much like a “devil’s” advocate, a gamer’s advocate tempts and teases the nerves of a natural gamer, forcing them to play or pay for a game that they’ll naturally regret for the rest of their life.

gamer’s advocates can also steer a lost gamer soul away from endulging in a game that will ultamitely destroy them.
1. listen to me, it’s your inner “gamer advocate”. hey, you should totally buy this game. you know you want to….forget what you were going to buy. get this one!

2. no! don’t buy that piece of cr-p. run! run away and save yourself! please listen to your gamer’s advocate!

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