gaming rig


a beautiful and lovingly built (usually by the owner) shrine to the great god of pc gaming, our saviour gabe newell. creating one’s own rig is a rite of p-ssage that elevates one’s gaming status from filthy casual to hardcore gamer.
casual: dude, i’m totally gonna get an xbox one. xbox rules. so much better than a gaming rig.
pc gamer: f-ck the xbone, it’s a piece of sh-t with the specs of a mid-range pc from 2 years ago. suck my d-ck, you filthy casual!

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