gamp
gamp is an old-fashioned english word for an umbrella which derives from a charles d-ckens character called mrs gamp who used to carry an umbrella around (possibly in martin chuzzlewit).
not in use today, but references can be found to it in at least 2 george formby songs “you’re everything to me” and “under that blasted oak tree”.
“and although the weather’s damp, i can do without my gamp”
an acronym that stands for gay asian midget p-rn
the network is realy slow, the guy in the next office must be downloading gamp again.
gay anime/asian/african midget p-rn
arbitor117 likes to watch gamp when he is not on his 360.
an amputee or otherwise physically challenged prost-tute. a combination of the words “gimp” and “tramp”.
h-llen keller’s ex boyfriend said she was a total gamp.
a verb meaning to be an -sshole.
the kid wouldn’t stop whining, so her babysitter yelled, “quit gamping ya little b-tch!”
a very stupid and/or r-t-rded person.
girl 1: if i take that dress from primark, will it be illegal?
girl 2: yeah, you gamp.
girl 1: gamp?
girl 2: yeah it means stupid, r-t-rded, get it now you gamp?
being both camp and gay
hes not camp, hes gamp
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