gandalf the green
gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.
guy 1: “you get sorted?”
guy 2: “nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?”
guy 1: “what do we do now?”
guy 2: ” we go home, you fool!”
guy 2: “oh… wait”
txt message: “i am gandalf the green, and i can get you sorted now… at the turn of the tide.”
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