Gandolf Macon
gandolf macon is a version of randolf macon and the lord of the rings dude, used referring to idiots, r-t-rds, d–shes, douches if your gandolf. also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
macon is added when the person is super d–shus.
ex. 1:
joe: yo w-ssup?
dude: nothing much..homie.
joe: you wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
dude: (runs away)
joe: what a gandolf.
ex. 2:
joe: hi i would like a burger, fries, and a c-ke.
dude: ok sir drive around.
joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
joe: wtf?
joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet c-ke.
joe: that motherf—-in’ gandolf macon.
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