Ganga-Lingam
literally ‘ganges p-n-s’, this is a formal dravidian term denoting:
1. an indo-aryan p-n-s or north indian p-n-s, clinically proven to measure well below the mean dravidian p-n-s or south indian p-n-s.
2. by extension, any small p-n-s in general.
3. a common nick-name & sur-name applied to, & adopted by, underendowed men in south india, where appellations are extremely candid about the owner’s genitalia.
the term is based on the small size of the ‘ganges worm’, which is a result of the caucasoid descent of indo-aryans & the evolutionary contraction of vascularised heat-dissipating organs in cold climates as per allen’s rule.
this feature is not just of prurient interest, however, & is of significant scientific value. for it is the best anthropological proof that the south indian brahmin is primarily a caucasoid indo-aryan & not a white washed dravidoid. furthermore, it also accounts for the disdain of dalit-dravidian women for us indo-aryan males, with the puny ‘indus inch’ being unable to provide sufficient friction inside the cavernous dravidian v-g-n-. thus, it explains the extreme sociological rarity of aryan male-shudra female (amsf) or reverse intercaste marriages in both n & s india.
1) banta sahib: my ganga-lingam is so small, no instrument is sensitive enough to detect it!
2) malabari: safedoo (whitie), how small is your ganga-lingam?
bengali: so small, my bibi (wife) needs a microscope to find it!
3) ramu: i have a ganga-lingam! i wish i had a shudra-lingam!
ravanu: maybe in your next incarnation!
4) hindiwalla: when that beautiful malabari lady saw my banarsi b-ttond-ck last night, she laughed & told me i had a ganga-lingam.
5) punjabiji: why don’t you come to my home tonight, my dravidian queen?
madrasan: no way! i don’t want any short-d-ck bhangra boy with a ganga-lingam!
6) when ravana quickly pulled down delhvi’s trousers at the mehfil (party), all the south indian women laughed when they saw his tiny ganges worm. since then, ganga-lingam is his nick-name.
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