Gangsta’s Paradox


the theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. this is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.
50 cent: “d-mn, yo, i can’t turn this three cornered hat sideways!”

coolio: “you livin in a gangsta’s paradox!”

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