Ganymede
name for someone who is so far back in the closet they can see narnia.
also known as the largest moon of the planet jupiter.
in greek mythology, ganymede was the most beautiful man on the earth. zeus, the king of the gods and resident gang-banger, stole ganymede from earth so he could become the water-bearer of the gods, aka aquarius.
that guy is so beautiful, he’s got to be a ganymede!
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