Gapster


a person who attempts to appear, act, and advertise themselves as a hipster in a failed manner, normally through the breaching of connective ties by purchasing a closely but not quite similiar styling of clothing through mainstream reatailers like “the gap.”
a gapster could be a person in williamsburg, brooklyn new york that has recently moved there from manhattan with a p.h.d. in pharmaceuticals who attempts to appear unclean and unkempt like his/her peers by wearing fashions pre-made for him/her through a major retailer, instead of not showering and being faux-poor through meticulously careful planning like a normal hipster.
noun. an old person, generally either a parent or a creeper, who tries to use current slang to bridge the generation gap with people much younger.
man, n-body in the history of the world has ever actually said “jesus jeans,” your dad totally just looked that up on definithing.com. what a gapster.
a person who attempts to appear, act, and advertise themselves as a hipster in a failed manner, normally through the reaching of connective ties by purchasing a closely but not quite similiar styling of clothing through mainstream reatailers like “the gap.”
gapster are normally looked down upon by all walks, mainly their hipster counterparts due to their attempts at “trying too hard.”

a gapster could be a person in williamsburg, brooklyn new york that has recently moved there from manhattan with a p.h.d. in pharmaceuticals who attempts to appear unclean and unkempt like his/her peers by wearing fashions pre-made for him/her through a major retailer, instead of not showering and being faux-poor through meticulously careful planning like a normal hipster.

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