Garage Crack


the crack in your garage door that appears when you open the door. this is a great spot for putting christmas lights and also decorating with holly. although this is the ideal spot for putting christmas lights, they may be crushed when the door closes.
look at zach’s garage crack! it’s the highlight of the season!

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