garbage can turkey


the best d-mn way to cook a turkey. you put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. the method is a lot like that of a dutch oven. give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you’ve got a delicious, moist turkey.

try it next thanksgiving
-lifts off garbage can-
“now that’s a moist turkey”
“of course it is. it’s a garbage can turkey”

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