Garbage Sock
(1) clothing article used by the male gender on his genitalia whilst in a tanning bed to prevent an uncomfortable sunburn. (2) term for condom
“susie wanted to engage in intercourse with david last night but he didn’t have a garbage sock, so they had to raw dog it.”
“if you’re wondering why i’m lying on the couch naked its because i forgot my garbage sock when i went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments.”
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