garbage time
the closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. see garbage man.
of course darko scored 13 points last night. it was in garbage time, dumb-ss!
the last few minutes that the bar is open, usually anywhere between 2:00 and 2:30am. all of the good looking girls have been taken home already, leaving just the mingers and operationally attractive.
john: did you see that ugly broad that came out of nick’s room this morning?
dave: yeah he picked her up at garbage time last night.
anytime in a game when points don’t really make a difference in the outcome of a game. it could be when a team is dominating another by so many points, they bring in the 2nd or 3rd stringers and they continue the -ss-whooping. another example would be a team that is getting their -ss kicked real bad, but finally score. it’s garbage time because the winning team has practically given up due to the spread being so huge.
joe: “man, why is matt c-ssel fist pumping after that td?”
greg: “i don’t know, it’s garbage time.” “the bills have already put this one away…in fact it was over in the 2nd quarter.”
time begrudgingly spent with another party(often significant other) running errands or other activities in which no benefit or pleasure is gained by you, and the only benefit enjoyed by the offending party is the pleasure of your company.
your girl asked you to go with her while she got her oil changed? bra, that’s total garbage time, pretty soon you’ll be serving hors d’ oeuvres at her best friends baby shower!
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