garch
garch ghahrch – v. 1. to tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.
2. to staple something to one’s face, usually tuna.
coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard
1 “his horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars.”
2 “i garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later i was surrounded by angry cats.”
describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the s-x organ and the -n-s. also known as the taint.
“the dog is snargling her “garch” ,again”
a word my friend chaelon made up. it is somewhat self-descriptive i think. it means “bad”, “ugly”, “unpleasant”, “gross”
if describing someones hair, the conjugation is “lanch”
“d-mn, that dudes acne was really garch!”
“this 3 day old pizza is getting really garch”
“i forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch”
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