Garden Beige
1. when you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as garden beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!
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