Garden Fart


/’gɑr dn fɑrt/ a traditional small fart, not to big not to small. not unlike goldie locks porridge in farts. the capitalization comes from the greek gardinius farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling garden fart upon his garden to help growth. not to be confused with -n-l queef. see- -n-l queef
ex. “i find garden farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your b-ttocks.”

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