garden gorilla


a word defining a completely fat douchebag mammal named derek.
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his -ss.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fatty-ss mangina.

also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan
ryan: man that f-ggot derek is such a garden gorilla.

rico: that garden gorilla derek has a peewee shooter.

stephan: word.

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