garden hoe
a mexican hooker.
for $60, that garden hoe will suck your c-ck and then mow your lawn.
a woman whom of which prefers to have s-x in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.
james: dude, this new chick i’ve been dating is a real garden hoe.
sam: that sucks bro.
james: i know, i got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.
a particularly gracious b-tch who waters your plants
big rod: hey so how is that new b-tch you picked up in the projects
gamble: she’s great. luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe
1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe
2. a girl who dont shave her p-ssy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden
3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her
” dang girl u smell like a garden, u my garden hoe”
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