garden hose
when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.
he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his d-ck like a garden hose will make him shoot farther
noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a sl-t.
synonymous with hose bag
the girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.
1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging b-n-r because you had a long night of drinkin’ or smokin’ so you haven’t p-ssed in a while, making you’re morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of p-ss in your b-n-r, like water in a garden hose.
2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. guy at urinal: “dude you have a f-ckin’ b-n-r”
guy # 2: “i know, i had a long night at the pub so i p-ssed out before i could take a leak, had a dream about pam anderson, and woke up with a f-ckin’ garden hose.”
2. “honey p-ss me the garden hose so i can water my tulips.”
the p-n-s-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male s-x-change operation.
she calls herself a man, but her garden hose can’t satisfy a woman.
gives the best d-mn head
d-mn tj-zzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won b
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