Garden Weasel
whilst giving “pleasure” to a partner in the wheel barrel position (partner’s legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner’s arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a garden weasel tool.
i have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty garden weasel i got last night.
a weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.
here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr!
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