Garenteeded
a mock originating due to the dairy queen tradition where they flip your blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it’s really thick ice cream. intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.
me: -holds up upside down, trying not to laugh-
“it doesn’t fall out, garenteeded-”
-melted blizzard plops onto table-
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