Garentitis
1) a brain disease where you suck at every aspect of life, especially videogames; caused by head trauma at a young age; e.g. your mommy dropped you on your head when you were a baby
2) when your all out feminine side is blatantly present and you are, in essence, a f-ggot
3) a disease where one frequently engages in f-ggotry, taking d-cks up the b-tthole quite often
dude, that guy was so lame, i swear he had garent-tis.
that dude has garent-tis he’s so gay!!
wow! that sucks that that guy was recently diagnosed with garent-tis. now we know why he sucks at life.
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