garf

a small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. may be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
gary leeson.

“garf’s been at the plants again, bl–dy hobbit”
a person who sniffs your bicycle seat when you play outside.
girl 1: so, i heard you played outside with sam yesterday.
girl 2: yeah…
girl 1: how’d it go?
girl 2: i thought he was a nice guy, until he sniffed my bicycle seat…
girl 1: agh, what a garf!!!
another way to say the word “goof”, the word originated as a common mispr-nunciation of “goof” in thunder bay, ontario. garfs are usually goofier than goofs.
that guy’s such a garf, he’s like the mayor of garfsville.
when a bowl is packed with so much marijuana that the weed forms a mound like shape outside the depth of the bowl itself. this mound looks like the afro that was worn by art garfunkel.
“dude, that bowl is f-cking garfed. the amount of weed in the bowl is so great that it forms a mound out of the bowl, reminiscent of the afro sported by art garfunkel!”
a gay, -ss, r-t-rded, f-ck. who alway f-cks sh-t up or is completely f-cked up in his head and his face.
winslow as “garf” getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the f-ck of it.
no specific meaning. it is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.
dylan: dude… m-ss effect 3!!

kevin: i can’t wait till that game comes out!!

dylan: garf
abbr. “garfinkles”

used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

originated in whistler, canada
that chick was so garf

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