Garfi


the point in which you shot so much heroin that when you see the cartoon cat, garfield, you automatically think it is flipping you off. but, you are so high, that the only word that comes out of your mouth is “garfi”.
crack-head jim: dude…that frickin’ cat is flipping me ahhhfffa.
crack-head bob: friggin’ garfi…
-both p-ss out-

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