garfield new jersey
on the outside it might seem like your normal sleepy white neighborhood in the beatiful bergen county region but dont be fooled its not. we got xanny heads, dope heads, c-ke heads, molly heads any head you can think of. the girls? well theres probably some nice girls here too bad they dont come outside cause all i see is birds. and not just one my n-gg- flocks of birds come to garfield and pick you one the p-ssy is yours after 2 shots of e&j. the cops are d-cks that go around looking for kids smoking weed so they can arrest them to pretend to “help” our community. how about the education? well garfield decided instead of you know helping the bad kids in their school get and education which is what you know schools are supposed to do that they would just ship their -sses to an ‘alternative’ school. that sh-t not even in garfield ma n-gg- you get an a+ in the cl-ss if you dont stab n-body all year. attractions? there is nothing in garfield nothing! we still better than elmwood park, saddle brook, and lodi tho them n-gg-s is lame and try to be like us welcome to garfield b-tches and thots home of champions f-ck with us juu heard.
no examples aint no one like garfield new jersey
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