garfinkeled


when a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.
a: how did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! last time i saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma’s bas-m-nt for weeks on end.

b: dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

a: ah, the company’s gonna go bankrupt.

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