Gargantillow
a m-ssive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. the pillow is m-ssive and amazing. it dwindles the effectiveness of any man’s cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. often loved by preggos.
i don’t need a man, i’ve got a gargantillow!
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