Gargantua-Whore
1. a wh-r- that is larger than life. he/she maintains a level of wh-r-ness beyond any normal wh-r-.
2. a fat lard that lays in bed all day and wh-r-s out. can also pertain to obese people who give out s-x like candy.
3. in prehistoric times, a gargantua-wh-r- would rome the land searching for s-x and cause mild earthquakes along the way. if one was to cross its path, they would have to f-ck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. the keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like -ss for all eternity.
“jimmy sure loves those gargantua-wh-r-s. i walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. she was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.”
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